Wednesday, December 19, 2007

让我想一想

最近大家都情绪低落...雨季的关系吗？我个人遇到了工作上的瓶项，
已失去热诚，甚至已开始讨厌起广告行业了...

是否该停下来想一想了呢？是否该转换环境过另一种不一样的生活？
陷入这思绪怪圈里....

借用dardar post过的让我想一想，带点淡淡的忧虑与不肯定的感觉，
蛮符合现在的心情吧～
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Imbecile said...

Warning! Wall of words.

The following contents contain material that are not suitable for minors, if you are under 18, … well just don’t tell anyone and proceed quietly.

Its sounds to me that you having a down syndrome(duh!). I, as a total internet stranger, offer a few different advice or suggestion that “might” help or destroy you.

This is a method for a really tough type of guy(ok, this 1 I just randomly invent this one out:
Ok, you and I we’re both adult now, I going to say this out loud. This method is calls “S.E.X.”. Yes, you heard me right, Self-Esteem eXercise. (SEX for short).
Basically the American Footballer do this, you go to the bathroom, wash your face clean, take a good long look at you mean face, and say to yourself you’re a tough guy, a REAL tough guy, not one can mess with me, I can eat iron nail and ask for more. Anything you throw at me, I can take it, I’m the MAN! OH YEAH BABY! ANY TIME! ANY ONE! ANY WHERE! BRING IT ON! This pretty much trying to boost the morale out of you.
Important note: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO TACKEL YOUR BOSS AND COLLEGE, THE’RE NOT THE WIDE-RECEIVER AND YOU NOT IN A FOOLBALL FIELD.

2nd method, is to practice martial art. Sport doesn’t count. I’m serious.
When you practice martial art or even yoga, not only you are practice physical strength, you are also train you mental discipline as well. Sometimes play basketball just feel kinda loose, you don’t gain as much mental strength as martial art.

Go singing, not the karaoke ones, the church ones(I’m serious),
singing with a lot people, together. I’m not sure how this works, but the resultis : “it helps”.
I done this only once

Swimming.
Take a really deep breath, and dive to the bottom the pool, and look upwards. That were few second make you feel like you have enter to a very peaceful place, and you trouble seems to fly away.
And the girls in bikini around the pool really helps too.

Shopping.
Seriously. I not saying you have to BUY MANY cloth to feel good, I’m just saying you TRY ON MANY cloth as you can look at the mirror. And say “don’t my looks kill” try on many, the salemen can’t stop you for trying many cloth. Wear till you feel good about yourself. If you have girlfriend, bring the with you, they’ll love you for this.
Note: there no history record that this method have any effect on men.

The REALLY BIG TREAT.
You have work so hard, its time to kick back and give yourself a big hug and a really big treat, go to a place you really like the food and the environment.

Play videogame.
Videogame is a very good place to release you anger. Its really feels good you can pwn some one and says” YEAH! IN YOUR FACE NOOB!”. And you don’t have to worry if some one get their virtual butt hurt.

Music.
They say music calm the soul, but that what I’m talking about. Go buy a really big earphone and plug it to your ear and play a death metal song out loud. While you at it, do the metal hand sign and bang you head hard.


And now, the following method does work, but I’m DON’T encourage you use these method.

GO HULK.
“I’m getting angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry.”
Remember the Incredible Hulk movie? Go rampage and smash some object(anything but life form object). By the way, the Americans don’t like Ang Lee version, so they are making new ones in 2009.
Note: usually this method always cause the side effect of property loss.

Punching bag and baseball bat.
Just swing it. Stress release.

That some of the thing I can think off… at first I want to record it in .wav format so you can heard the way I saying, but:
1. I’m fucking lazy to do so, this is much easier
2. you don’t have boobs. If you have boobs, then I would.ANYTHING.

That is all

December 18, 2007 at 8:42 PM

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